Go to www. urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you!

1) Your name? jessica :a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"
'dude that girl jessica totally move me. '
a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. jessica deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend.
{LOLZ! I r'z a giftyyyyy}


2) How old are you? 19 :
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
"The whole fucking world has gone 19."

3)One of your friends? Dick [Richard XD]
1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick but he was such a dick. {OMG LAWLS!}

{Wheres is #4????}

5)Favorite Food? Chicken XD
1) - An animal that is processed for human consumption
2) - A dangerous game in two cars will drive directly at each other and the first to swerve out of the way is the "chicken". Also referred to when two cars are doing the same thing, only driving over a cliff or ledge.
3) - An attractive woman with thighs and breasts (like a real chicken)
4) - A scardey-cat, wuss, etc.
5) - A woman who gives lots of oral sex, in this sense it's short for "chicken-head" or "chicken-neck" {XD}
1) - Tastes like chicken...
2) - Let's play chicken
3) - This chicken was workin' her ass in the club last night
4) - Little chicken won't smoke this joint
5) - Chicken went all down on me yesterday baby! {LOLZ!}

6)Hometown? Tenn. {couldent get the city-}
Things you Should Know Abot TN Before Moving Here (for Northerners):
1.What sweet tea(tea with sugar) amd sweet milk (not buttermilk) are.
2.Memphis is Detroit with a Southern accent.
3.No snowdays. Just "ice on the road" days. If the temp goes below 25F, we think a new Ice Age is upon us.
4.110 F is "a tad warm".
5. "Kiss my ass" is a perfectly acceptable way to end an argument.
6. Saying "Bless her/his heart" before you insult someone will safely allow you to drag them through the mud.
7.Toast is unnatural. Eat biscuits like God meant you to.
8. Flirtin' is Southern tradition. It doesn't mean you're getting lucky.
9. If you try to speak with our accent, remember draw out your vowels, y'all is two or more people, and y'all's is plural possessive. Don't blame me if you get an ass-whoopin'.
10. If you don't like it down here, the airline goes both ways.
All my exes live in Texas that's why I reside with pride in Tennessee

7)Word to describe yourself? pregnant
something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night
Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed {OMG THATS SO FUNNY!}

8)Car you drive? 95 CHEVY cavalier
car hardly ever vacates yard {lol}
drive by a dealership or drive through town.

9)Last person you talked to on the phone? Andrea [lol also Dick]
1. a sound out girl
2. has a worrying appreciation of queen
3. the best person ever
4. someone who is attractive and nice
5. very feminine and has a vagina and is straight and not manly at all! {LAWLS!!!!}
oh wow she is such an andrea.


10)Your last name? Sparrow

1. The state of being freaky, odd, weird, moronic, strange, but ultimately laughably cool.
2. Having the characteristics of Captain Jack Sparrow.
'I cut myself shaving a monkey. How totally sparrow is that? '
3. The pubic area of a virgin or young girl.
4. The peach fuzzy mound on girls.
'That's a cute little sparrow you got there! '